THE ONLY ALBUM THAT HAS EVER BEEN REMIXED

FEAT. *REPEAT REPEAT, AUGUST KAMP, CROOK, CHRIS CRESSWELL, DEBRA DIGIOVANNI AND MORE, PLUS MEMBERS OF PUP, CEREMONY AND RIVERBOAT GAMBLERS

DAVE ROSS'S FIRST STANDUP ALBUM, REMIXED

AVAILABLE 11/5/2021 FROM ASPECIALTHING RECORDS!

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The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex is Dave Ross's first album. Dave is a comedian who wishes he were a band, so he spent 2020 begging musicians to remix his jokes, and now The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex is the first standup album in history to have a remix album.

The Only Album That Has Ever Been Remixed is 22 tracks of acoustic songs, lo-fi hip hop, industrial, country, sketch and more. It starts with a screaming rant and ends with a 12-minute ambient opus. We hope you love it like we love it.

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DAVE'S STORE // AST // FIRST LETTER PRESS

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Dave and Aspecialthing partnered with their friends at First Letter Press to release the remix album and Dave's standup album as a double-lp! The remix album has so many artists on it, though, that the package also includes a 7-inch and a cd-single. This is actually a 2LP+7"+CD. It is the dumbest project of all time.

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BANDCAMP // AMAZON // SPOTIFY // APPLE MUSIC

TRACK LIST

BELOW YOU'LL FIND THE FULL REMIX ALBUM IN ORDER. EACH REMIX TRACK SITS NEXT TO ITS UN-REMIXED ORIGINAL TRACK, FOR COMPARISON.

1. INTRODUCTION (STEPH TOLEV REMIX)

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2. INTRODUCTION (AUGUST KAMP REMIX)

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3. I AM THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA (CHRIS CRESSWELL REMIX)

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4. I AM HOT AND YOUNG (*REPEAT REPEAT REMIX)

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5. I AM HOT AND YOUNG (BOY DELUXE REMIX)

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6. I HAVE NEVER ONCE CRIED (CHRIS CONLEY REMIX)

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7. I AM MEAN (KIIN REMIX)

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8. I AM GOD (BIRD MAGIC REMIX)

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9. I AM GOD (ANTHONY REMIX)

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10. I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FATHER (DEBRA DIGIOVANNI REMIX)

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11. I EAT DOGS (MIKE WIEBE REMIX)

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12. I WATCH PEOPLE EAT DOGS (KEVIN TIT REMIX)

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13. I AM A TRUCK (LIZZY COOPERMAN REMIX)

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14. I SCREAM AT CHILDREN (TYLER BOYD & ERIN LI REMIX)

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15. INTERLUDE 2 (CHRIS ESTRADA REMIX

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16. I ATTACK STRANGERS (HOT TUB CLUB REMIX)

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17. I KILLED TWO PEOPLE (STEPH TOLEV REMIX)

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18. I CUM SO MUCH (NESTOR CHUMAK REMIX)

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19. INTERLUDE 1 (ZACK MYKULA REMIX)

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20. I HAVE SEX WITH MY MOTHER (STEVE SLADKOWSKI REMIX)

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21. I AM A MAN (CROOK REMIX)

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